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A WOMAN’S POEM: 

Earlier than I lay me all the way down to sleep,
I pray for a person who’s not a creep,
One who’s good-looking, good and robust.
One who likes to hear lengthy,
One who thinks earlier than he speaks,
One who’ll name, not look forward to weeks..
I pray he is wealthy and self-employed,
And once I spend, will not be aggravated.
Pull out my chair and maintain my hand..
Therapeutic massage my toes and assist me stand.
Oh ship a king to make me queen.
A person who likes to prepare dinner and clear.
I pray this man will love no different.
And relish visits with my mom.

A Man’s Girls

An actual lady is a person’s finest pal.
She is going to by no means stand him up and by no means let him down.
She is going to reassure him when he feels insecure and luxury him
after a foul day.
She is going to encourage him to do issues he by no means thought he might do; to
stay with out worry and overlook remorse.
She is going to allow him to precise his deepest feelings and provides in to
his most intimate wishes.
She is going to be certain he all the time feels as if he is probably the most
good-looking man within the room and can allow him to be probably the most assured,
attractive, seductive and invincible…

No?. wait…sorry.

I am pondering of whiskey. It is whiskey that does all that stuff.

Q: Physician, I’ve heard that cardiovascular train can delay life. Is that this true?
A: Coronary heart solely good for therefore many beats, and that it… Do not waste on train. All the things put on out finally. Rushing up coronary heart not make you reside longer; it like saying you prolong lifetime of automobile by driving sooner. Need to stay longer? Take nap.

Q: Ought to I cut back my alcohol consumption?
A: Oh no. Wine made out of fruit. Fruit excellent. Brandy distilled wine, that imply they take water out of fruity bit so that you get much more of goodness that means. Beer additionally made from grain. Grain good too. Backside up!

Q: How can I calculate my physique/fats ratio?
A: Properly, in case you have physique and you’ve got fats, your ratio one to 1. You probably have two physique, your ratio two to 1.

Q: What are among the benefits of taking part in a daily train program?
A: Cannot consider one, sorry. My philosophy: No ache…good!

Q: Aren’t fried meals dangerous for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Meals fried in vegetable oil. How getting extra vegetable be dangerous?

Q : Will sit-ups assist forestall me from getting somewhat delicate across the center?
A: Oh no! While you train muscle, it get larger. It is best to solely be doing sit-up in order for you larger abdomen.

Q: Is chocolate dangerous for me?
A: You loopy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! One other vegetable! It finest feel-good meals round!

Q: Is swimming good to your determine?
A: If swimming good for determine, clarify whale to me.

Q: Is getting in form essential for my life-style?
A: Hey! ‘Spherical’ is form!

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