JOKE: “Fifty Four Year Old Woman And God; Funny Joke”

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?”

God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction,& tummy tuck.She even changed her hair color!

Finally she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the road on her way home…

she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked,”You said I had another 34 years to live. Why didn’t you save me from the truck?”



God replied:

“I couldn’t recognize you!”


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