Funny Bank Robbery Joke

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There was this theft in Cape City, South Africa, the robber shouted to everybody: “All do not transfer, cash belongs to the state, life belongs to you”.

Everybody contained in the financial institution laid down quietly with none confrontation to the robbers.

That is referred to as “Thoughts Altering Idea –> Altering the standard mind-set”.
One girl lay on the desk provocatively, the robber shouted at her “Please be civilised! This can be a theft and never a rape!”

That is referred to as “Being Skilled –> Focus solely on what you might be skilled to do!”
When the robbers bought again, the youthful robber (MBA skilled) advised the older robber (who is simply main college educated), “Huge bro, let’s depend how a lot we bought”, the older robber rebutted and stated, “You very silly, a lot cash, depend, tonight TV will inform us how a lot we robbed from the financial institution!”

That is referred to as “Expertise –> these days expertise is extra necessary than paper {qualifications}!”

After the robbers left, the financial institution supervisor advised the financial institution supervisor to name the police rapidly. The supervisor says “Wait, wait wait, let’s put the 5 million South African rand we embezzled into the quantity the robbers robbed”.

That is referred to as “Swim with the tide –> changing an unfavorable state of affairs to your benefit!”

The supervisor says “Will probably be good if there’s a theft each month”.

That is referred to as “Killing Boredom –> Happiness is most necessary.”

The following day, TV information reported that 100 million South African rand was taken from the financial institution. The robbers counted and counted and counted, however they may solely depend 20 million South African rand. The robbers have been very offended and complained “We risked our lives and solely took 20 million South African rand, the financial institution supervisor took 80 million South African rand with a snap of his fingers. It seems like it’s higher to be educated to be a thief!”

That is referred to as “Information is price as a lot as gold !”

The financial institution supervisor was smiling and comfortable as a result of his loss within the JD Group shares are actually coated by this theft.

That is referred to as “Seizing the chance –> daring to take dangers!”


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