Funny Pick Up Lines
Can i explore your mean value?Funny Pick Up Lines
Since distance equals velocity x time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
i = ? when i am not with you
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
What’s your favorite linear transformation?
Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
I wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.
I’ll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
Come on baby, let’s off to a decimal place i know of and i’ll take you to the limit.
Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge
Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
If i were a function you would be my asymptote – i always tend towards you.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
My love is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded
My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we’re going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.