Tele Marketing Jokes: “A Selection Of Call Centre Jokes”

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Are you tired of being called home by
telemarketing? Here are 10 ways to terrorize the person on the line …
Guaranteed fun!

  •  When the person asks you “Are you okay?” answer: “I am
    so glad you asked me! These days, nobody
    seems to be concerned about me and I need to talk about my
    problems … My arthritis makes me die and besides, my dog comes
    just to die. The worst thing is that my doctor told me … “
  •  Tell the person to talk VERY slowly because you want
    write EVERY word she says.
  •  When the person is named (ex: “My name is Julie”), do you write:
    “Julie, oh my God, is it you?
    long time I have not heard from you! Where did you go to school? You do not
    do not you remember me? “
  • If a phone company calls you to offer you
    long-distance plans, answer in a sinister voice: “I do not have
    friends. Nobody wants to be my friend. Nobody wants to talk to me.
    Would you like to be my friend? I could call you … What’s your number
    phone?”
  • If a company calls you to offer you a credit card or
    a loan, answer that it’s good, you’ve just declared bankruptcy
    and you have an urgent need for money.
  • Answer to the person calling you that you are in a new
    social reintegration program for violent prisoners that you must
    ask your probation officer before making any decision.
  • After hearing what the person had to say, ask for it
    wedding. Say you only give your credit card number to
    your wife.
  •  Tell the person: “Do not try, Leon, I recognized you! She is good
    joke, but I recognized your voice! How’s Aunt Gilberte? ”
    whatever the person tells you, repeat “Stop your jokes, see
    although I recognized you! “
  •  Tell the person that you are busy now, but of him
    give her personal phone number and you’ll call her a
    little later. The person will obviously not want to give it to you. Tell
    then: “I imagine you do not want to be called home
    evening … me neither! “

WOMEN’S MARKETING:

You’re in a party, you see a guy who likes you; you approach and you say to him:
“I’m super good at the sack”.
It’s direct marketing.

You’re in a party, you’re with a group of friends, you see a guy who likes you, one of your friends is approaching and he said:
“You see this girl, she is super good at the plumard” .
It’s advertising.

You’re in a party, you see a guy who likes you, you approach, ask him his phone number. The next day you call him, and you say to him:

“I’m really good at the plumard”.
It’s telemarketing.

You’re in a party, you see a guy who likes you, you get up, you arrange a little clothes, you approach, you serve him a drink. You tell him that he smells good, that he is well sapped, you offer him a cigarette and you tell him:

“I’m super good at the plumard”.
It’s public relation.

You’re in a party, you see a guy who likes you, you approach and you tell him:
“I’m super good at the sill” and in addition you show him your breasts,
It’s merchandising.

You’re in a party, a guy comes up and says,
“I heard you’re really good at the sack.”
It’s branding, or “The power of the brand”.

MEN’S MARKETING:

You’re in a party, you see a girl who likes you, you approach and you tell him:
“I’m a sexual beast, I’m super good at the sill, and besides I hold all night.”
That’s false advertising, and it’s punishable by law.

You’re in a party, you see a girl who likes you, you fuck her with friends, you make very fine reflections, you stuff your mouth, you do nothing at all and you come home empty …

This c is the reality of the market …

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