Are you tired of being called home by
telemarketing? Here are 10 ways to terrorize the person on the line …
- When the person asks you “Are you okay?” answer: “I am
so glad you asked me! These days, nobody
seems to be concerned about me and I need to talk about my
problems … My arthritis makes me die and besides, my dog comes
just to die. The worst thing is that my doctor told me … “
- Tell the person to talk VERY slowly because you want
write EVERY word she says.
- When the person is named (ex: “My name is Julie”), do you write:
“Julie, oh my God, is it you?
long time I have not heard from you! Where did you go to school? You do not
do not you remember me? “
- If a phone company calls you to offer you
long-distance plans, answer in a sinister voice: “I do not have
friends. Nobody wants to be my friend. Nobody wants to talk to me.
Would you like to be my friend? I could call you … What’s your number
- If a company calls you to offer you a credit card or
a loan, answer that it’s good, you’ve just declared bankruptcy
and you have an urgent need for money.
- Answer to the person calling you that you are in a new
social reintegration program for violent prisoners that you must
ask your probation officer before making any decision.
- After hearing what the person had to say, ask for it
wedding. Say you only give your credit card number to
- Tell the person: “Do not try, Leon, I recognized you! She is good
joke, but I recognized your voice! How’s Aunt Gilberte? ”
whatever the person tells you, repeat “Stop your jokes, see
although I recognized you! “
- Tell the person that you are busy now, but of him
give her personal phone number and you’ll call her a
little later. The person will obviously not want to give it to you. Tell
then: “I imagine you do not want to be called home
evening … me neither! “
You’re in a party, you see a guy who likes you; you approach and you say to him:
“I’m super good at the sack”.
It’s direct marketing.
You’re in a party, you’re with a group of friends, you see a guy who likes you, one of your friends is approaching and he said:
“You see this girl, she is super good at the plumard” .
You’re in a party, you see a guy who likes you, you approach, ask him his phone number. The next day you call him, and you say to him:
“I’m really good at the plumard”.
You’re in a party, you see a guy who likes you, you get up, you arrange a little clothes, you approach, you serve him a drink. You tell him that he smells good, that he is well sapped, you offer him a cigarette and you tell him:
“I’m super good at the plumard”.
It’s public relation.
You’re in a party, you see a guy who likes you, you approach and you tell him:
“I’m super good at the sill” and in addition you show him your breasts,
You’re in a party, a guy comes up and says,
“I heard you’re really good at the sack.”
It’s branding, or “The power of the brand”.
You’re in a party, you see a girl who likes you, you approach and you tell him:
“I’m a sexual beast, I’m super good at the sill, and besides I hold all night.”
That’s false advertising, and it’s punishable by law.
You’re in a party, you see a girl who likes you, you fuck her with friends, you make very fine reflections, you stuff your mouth, you do nothing at all and you come home empty …
This c is the reality of the market …